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Talkin' Jesus
03:02
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Hello my children
And thank you all for being here with me
My 1st album
So sit back
And may God bless you all
If you feel that you don't belong anywhere
And your beliefs are yet to be found
Let me teach you of the spirit that is everywhere
And how in everywhere
Heaven can be found
1,2,3,4
You're the one to unlock the door
And spread the word of Jesus
And everyone that's cool will say
That you're a fool but that's okay
Cause you all know the truth about Jesus
5,6,7,8
And when you get to the pearly gate
You'll have the good luck to meet Jesus
Teachers will tell you that science is proven
But you have the faith, and you know how to use it
So tell this world about Jesus
Sinners beware
Cause Satan knocks
And all the places you haven't looked
So even if you've checked under your bed
He's still there in your heart and soul
Cause Jesus knows the truth
But he's dead for now
But while he's away, I know a thing or 2
And I'll show you how to meet Jesus
So come take my hand
And I'll show you what you need to know
So you can have the chance to meet Jesus
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Who in here wants to get baptized?
It's easy, but your soul must want it bad
That must mean you want to get baptized
Because I think that you are listening
So what thought do you have to have
To make what you want to happen?
And trust that we have the words
So drink up from my cup
So who in here wants to get baptized?
It's easy, but you have to want it bad
The 1st step is to look into my eyes but you cannot see me
Then you'll have to listen to the sound of my voice
Because these words are the most important
We all know that it starts with a bell
For the baptism to work
For your mind to compel
Let the bell be the sign
For you to change
So on the count of 3
You'll hear the ding
And from that moment on
Eternal happiness begins
It comes on slowly
So let it take effect
Sit back and relax
We're in no hurry
1,2,3
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3. |
Image
03:58
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4. |
Organ Rant
02:12
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And he shall smite thee
And the cherub will drink
From the highest of waters
Sisters
Brothers
I will tell you today
About an evil
That is taking
The Father
The Son
And the Holy Spirit
That evil is called
The Devil
Lucifer as you may know him
The light Bringeth the morning star
The truth he brings on the darkness
Where also Satan
And the outlaw
He calls to you
He calls to you everyday
From your radio
From your music television
From the teachers at your public school
He’ll put you on the street
He’ll beckon
You must know
Listen closely my child
You must not follow him
He’ll persist
He’s quite the crafty one
But you have an ally
In Jesus
Our good friend Jesus Christ
He will be there with you
To reach you
Reach him my child
Take his bloody hand
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5. |
Funk Orient Express
01:19
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Alright
Well, we sure do like to get down here at the
Minnesota Committee of Jesus
And I'd just like to take this opportunity to introduce our
Wonderful group of holy rollers
Hi, I'm Linell, and I like birds
Hi, my name's Olive, and I love corn
I'm Vicky, and I like toast
I'm Ethan, and dinosaurs never existed
Hi, I'm Steven, ever heard of the color green?
Hi, I'm Ally, and I'm an autistic savant
Oh hi, I'm Taylor, and the sky isn't real
Hi, I'm Amber, and I've never eaten dirt
Hey guys, Nigel, shit
Haha, alright
Well I'd just wanna thank y'all for joining us
And let's get right on back to the music
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6. |
Anti-Masturbation Song
03:57
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Xavier was walking home from school
When something colorful caught his eye
Thin pages turning in the windy gutter
As he approached the pink plastic
And reached out to grab it
He saw the devil's clam in the air
And his tongue and eyes all grew hair
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Johnny's friend gave him a CD
Music was horrid and seedy
Got to be indulgent and greedy
He whispered in his ears and his hands looked south
He was found dead
Foaming at the mouth
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Sally had to tinkle when she was little
But she let the devil get the best of her
She put not 1, not 2, but 3 fingers inside
And was raped by Lucifer
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Shame is the game, so you better not be jerking off
God is always watching, so don't be wetting your socks
It's the anti masturbation song
And if you love God, then won't you sing along?
Now remember kids
The daycare closes at 5PM
So your parents must pick you up by that time promptly
Cause the doors will be closed and locked
And you'll be forced to spend the night with me
We have so many activities planned
Now remember
It's never okay to touch yourself
But you should let Jesus touch you anyway
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Anti-Christ
01:43
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8. |
Psalm 91
02:09
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9. |
Jesus Q an' A
01:12
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Father
What will happen when I die?
Well, my child
When you die
You will go to Heaven if you've been good
Or Hell if you've been bad
Well
Who decides if I've been good or bad?
Well, my child
God decides if you've been good or bad
Oh okay
But father
What if at the end of my life
That's all really a lie
And I wasted my 1 and only life fearing an empty sky?
Uh
Sweetheart
Please stick to the script
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10. |
Farther Along
03:16
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Farther along we'll know all about it
Farther along we'll understand why
Cheer up, my brothers, live in the sunshine
We'll understand it all by and by
Tempted and tried, we're oft made to wonder
How it could be thus all the day long
While there are others living about us
Never molested, though in the wrong
When we see Jesus, coming close
When he comes from, his holiness sky
We'll go and meet him, in that bright mansion
We'll understand it, oh bye bye
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11. |
Goodnight
02:31
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Goodnight my children
Close your eyes my children
Have faith that this will all take place again tomorrow
Everything will be exactly as you left it
All waiting for you
So take a sip of water
Fluff your pillows
And drift off
Into a magical world
Goodnight
Goodnight to everyone
Everyone, everywhere
Goodnight
Goodnight
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Jestamang
A musical collective originating from the Jesta metropolis who've been training to open up the psychedelic renaissance through alter egos which weave and build up Jestamang on the daily.
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